Good day. Very good day.
I woke up to my fucking phone vibrating on the friggin’ floor today at like noon. Oh goodie. So I got up and walked over to my phone with this massive headache and answered it. Oh yay, it’s Tim! I answered it, and Tim and I were talking about that whole picnic thing going on today at 1 pm. So I looked in my missed calls later, and Zoe called me. I called her back and told her that me and Tim were going down to the beach to meet up with them.
So I got in the shower and did my daily routine. When I got out, I realized something; the only clean article of clothing I have is my Bella Koshka t-shirt and my worn-for-a-week pair of jeans. Gahh dammit, no button-up shirts today. So I wore that shit, and called Tim back and told him to meet up with me at Lake Calhoun. So I walked upstairs, asked my mom for money, and she gave me $7. *sad face* So I asked my dad for extra money explaining my mom not giving me a lot of money, and he gives me his bus card! OMG, YESSSS!!!!
So I bus’d (you heard me) to Lake Calhoun, and I saw Tim sitting there with his 12-string acoustic guitbox. We walked along the path and Thea sees me, whom I mistaken to be Zoe because that’s a total Zoe thing to do, and sprints towards me for a hug. So I screamed Zoe, like an idiot, and hugged her… until I realize it was Thea when Tim pointed out that it was Thea. Zoe pops up later, and the act of hugging happens.
While at the picnic, I didn’t do much mingle as much as the other kids… they just seem different. But I did get a good chance to chill with Denzel. Sweet dude, btw. So I chilled with him for a good bit with Stevie, Andre and Andre’s friend while Tim plays his 12-string guitbox. I saw Tessa, Dee and Zach later and I chilled with them. A ton more stuff involving me unable to move out of my comfort zone and then we packed up and stuff and started walking towards Namaste for chai. Cuz chai is gud stuff. We walked over and sat around for a really good bit. We all ordered chai, except Tim and I split on this bread made with yogurt, flour and baking powder; and Dee and Zoe shared some fried fish together. As we sat there, couple drunk dudes wander past us and go, “I like food.” We rally with him and go, “Yeah man, food is delicious!” One of the drunk dudes wander back and like puts his arms around me and the convo went something like this
Drunk dude: Whatcha drinkin’?
Me: Chai. It’s good stuff, brosef.
Drunk dude: Are you straight?
Me: As in straight edge?
Drunk dude: … nevermind.
He gets up, walks towards his friend and goes, “this guy was my camp guidance counselor.” He dry humps him and his friend like picks him up as he dry humps him.
Later, I came to realize that dude was asking if I’m gay. Like… I’m flattered, a gay dude that wasn’t that one creepy Russian dude on the light rail is taking an interest in me. I feel kinda like Sarah Silverman and this quote right now:
“I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I’m walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says [in a gruff male voice], ‘I want pussy!’ Now, I don’t want to seem conceited or anything, but [flattered smile] he was talking about me!”
- Sarah Silverman
So we bus’d over to Downtown later and took the Light Rail to Jessica Jones’ place. And when we got there, I loosened up and talked to people. My god, it was fun. We just jumped around and did random shit and stuff. I just remembered talking to people and running around everywhere. It was really fun and stuff…. like there isn’t really anything to say, really. Later, a ton of other fun people showed up; Forrest, Aaron Brink, Nate, Ben Cannon. It was pretty sick. Before I left JJ’s party, she wanted me to forcefully kiss her 23 yr old sister. I did that. That was weird and confusing. Blah.
So I walked to the light rail with Denzel and we just went home and shiz. It was a pretty sweet day.
P.S. My new crush is Tracy Bellaries, the former bassist of Ikara Colt. Her myspace only has pics of her and her band, and getting drunk.
